dimanche, décembre 04, 2005

Things I Dislike


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  • Spontaneous back pains. They will take over anytime anywhere, any magnitude.
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  • When people answer to "what's up?" with "pretty good."
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  • Those stupid email chains that say "If you don't send this to 250 people in .025 seconds, some foaming- at- the- mouth woman with PMS and red eyes will eat you and your bed."
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  • When someone proclaims that the Hollywood flick of a movie they *just* saw is the best movie they've ever seen.
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  • Those kids in Psychology class who likes to criticize everyone else's inputs and feedback in their own back corner of the room, when they themselves have nothing better to contribute.
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  • Anti-abortionists whose only argument consists of "abortion is murder," and "you're a heartless bitch." Please, I'll respect your opinions when you have a substantial argument.
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  • Wet socks.
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  • People who justify their stupidity and naivety with, "at least I have a life." Please, define "having a life" for me. What the fuck makes you think you're ideal of posessing "a life" is everyone else's?
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  • Celebrities who whine about how tedious and lonely their lifestyles are. Of course, we all know what an incredibly high-pressured life they must lead, jet-skiing around the world... signing autographs. You got yourself into the industry, leave if you must.
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  • The fact that more than 50% of the entire world's wealth is posessed by a handful of undeserving, uneducated pigs.
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  • Unschooled kids who proclaim their disapproval of "commies" when they don't have a fucking clue what communism is.
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  • Advocates of ID who claim that ID is scientific.
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  • Idiotic Canuckleheads. Pull your head out of your ass please, Bertuzzi is an assclown, and always will be.
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  • People who gossip about celebrities, because they have no interesting lives of their own, they must indulge themselves in the lives of a frivolous celeb.
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  • When someone feels that you are wasting your life, and not correctly "living" because you happen to invest your time in different aspects of life, such as learning, and art.
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  • Said people who believe that they themselves are the prime examples of "truly living" because they are reckless and enjoy indulgences in largely adolecent activities with their peers, such as skipping class, getting hammered, disregarding the law, or rebelling against their parents. I've done most things on that list, and I don't find any particular thrill in any of them.
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  • Warm milk.
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  • Kids who believe that someone who chooses to take school seriously, and or partake in activities that doesn't consist of socializing as "having no life."
    Again, your ideals of "having a life" does not reflect the opinions of everyone else. Besides, if having a life means taking school seriously and earning an easier tomorrow, and having a life means having total disregard for your elders, and socializing with dimwits, then I'd rather not have a life.
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  • Unclosed parenthesis. (Like so:
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  • OdDlY cApItAlIzEd LeTtErS. Seriously. No.
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  • Students who only know how to blame their teachers and not themselves. Yes, some cases there are some very questionable teachers. But more often than not, kids will blame the teacher even if they had it coming.
    No, a teacher is not going to excuse you to go the the washroom because he/she is a bitch, but because you've gone twice every class for the past three weeks.
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  • When someone judges the quality of a teacher based on the niceness scale. If this teacher allows me to chew gum in class, and assign little to no homework, he/she is the goddarn best teacher in the whole fucking world. No.
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  • People who have yet to learn the expression, "metrosexualism," and are instead lazy, and describes everything as "gay", and everyone as "fags".

    Soo, that concludes my rant for today. There is probably more, but that's qute enough for one day.
  • 2 commentaires:

    Anonyme a dit...

    I like warm milk...

    Sandie a dit...

    I don't... It gives me the impression that the milk has gone sour or something... X(