Christmas

Eight things your lover <33 Must be:

Must not speak to another female. (With the exception of immediate family)

Must have an IQ of at least 120, but no greater than 135.

Must have at least a six pack.

Must be of Aryan blood.

Must spend $50(minimum) on myself, monthly.

Must be of virgin material.

Must STAY virgin material unless myself states otherwise.

Must have a frame of no shorter than 5'7, and no taller than 6'3"


Three, material things I want for Christmas:

Vintage cowboy boots

A Furisode

Artwork from here

Two, impossible things that I want for Christmas:

See above list

...him?

One, wish that I want for Christmas:
Somehow being able to have a guarenteed successful future.