mercredi, novembre 09, 2005

Intoxicated Meese wander into Elderly Home


Stockholm, Sweden- A place where problems involving drunks, or rowdy behavior was few are far between; but residents of a South Sweden Elderly home had to deal with both, when two rowdy -and most definitely drunk- Moose wandered onto the premises.

Un-named Moose One and Moose Two had become intoxicated when they consumed a number of fermented apples that had fallen haphazardly around the property.

The police were successful in frightening the moose away once with glow sticks and Michael Jackson costumes, but the disgruntled creatures returned shortly, seduced, and unable to resist the tantalizing fruits that drove their senses wild. A fit of drunken aggression resulted; and the police were forced to bring out the big guns: the hunter and his canine to chase away the rowdy moose.

The culprits were not pursued, but police officers made certain that all fermented fruits were collected around the premises.

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