Insomniac?

I have unusual sleeping patterns. They don't even constitute as patterns because there is no pattern. It is currently 6:24 in the morning, and I haven't had more than ten minutes of sleep. You know you are sleep deprived when it feels like you have air bubbles floating around in your head, and your entire body is shivering like a car engine. Everyone else is sleeping in the backyard soundly, while I'm here awake because my brain is working overtime and is denying me of any sleep. Another form of brain malfunction perhaps?

History tells me that when I have phases of insomnia, my body will balance things out and hit me with waves of narcolepsy later on in the day. I'm probably looking at another day of tweny-hour-or-so sleep sometime soon, along with the ensuing five-hour-headache.

Strangely enough, there is something slightly refreshing about being awake at 6:32 in the morning with your body behaving like a washing machine. Maybe it's all the caffeine that I had three hours ago kicking in. Stupid Eileen.