Don't get a girlfriend who will crash your car.< /quote Funny Class Notes>
If you do get a girlfriend who will crash your car, don't give her the keys.
If you get a girlfriend who will crash your car and give her the keys and see the crash while riding in a passing bus, don't try to commandeer the bus.
If you get a girlfriend who will crash your car and give her the keys and see the crash while riding in a passing bus and try to commandeer the bus, don't crash the bus.
Artwork by Sitji Chou. Ha.
